The name is Dylan. I currently reside in Portland, Or. My long term goals include burn-out reality "star", being a 5 time Grammy award... valet driver, and vicariously living out my failed hollywood dreams through my future adopted child. All seriousness aside, this is my tumblr. I post shit I like on it, follow me. Bye.
"Don't I deserve love... and jewelry?" - Debbie Jellinsky
I got bored at work and decided to make a tiny shirt on a tiny hanger out of office supplies featuring @phiphiohara #funny #boredom #rupaulsdragrace #phiphiohara