Hi my name is Absynthe, I am a pretend sex symbol, amateur drag queen, & a professional bitch. I live in Portland, Oregon, which according to Portlandia, means I'm a freak. I aspire to be the coolest bitch in the trailer park. My drag inspirations are Madison Montgomery, Tara Reid, & Marshmellow from Bob's Burgers. I enjoy white Zinfandel, eating Nutella directly from the jar & Friday nights spent worshipping the Dark Lord Santa. So yeah, enjoy your time looking at half naked mens, all of my shameless selfies, and shit I found funny while I was drunk.

P.S tell your dad to quit snapchatting me.

SnapChat: thatportlandkid

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