Hi, name is Absynthe and I am America's Next Top Alcoholic. I pride myself on being the baddest bitch in the trailer park. I currently reside in Portland, Oregon, which is known for being weird and having the most strip clubs per capita in the nation. On my off time of being a sex symbol, I go by Dylan and work hard to pay the bills #minimumwageBarbie . So yeah, this is my blog, I post shit I like, byeeeeeeeeeeee.
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