The name is Dylan. I currently reside in Portland, Or. I'm a college Sophmore. My long term goals include burn-out reality "star", being a 5 time Grammy award... valet driver, and vicariously living out my failed hollywood dreams through my future adopted child. All seriousness aside, this is my tumblr. I post shit I like on it, follow me. Bye.

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