Hi, name is Absynthe and I am America's Next Top Alcoholic. I pride myself on being the baddest bitch in the trailer park. I currently reside in Portland, Oregon, which is known for being weird and having the most strip clubs per capita in the nation. On my off time of being a sex symbol, I go by Dylan and work hard to pay the bills #minimumwageBarbie . So yeah, this is my blog, I post shit I like, byeeeeeeeeeeee.

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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bitchin-blaziken:

finally my search is for this gifset is over


lipstickstainedlove:

sophialorens:

Priscilla Presley, c. 1960s

Queen of the hair and makeup


maitrebate:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

harry potter is real and he is canadian


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