The name is Dylan. I currently reside in Portland, Or. I'm a college Sophmore. My long term goals include burn-out reality "star", being a 5 time Grammy award... valet driver, and vicariously living out my failed hollywood dreams through my future adopted child. All seriousness aside, this is my tumblr. I post shit I like on it, follow me. Bye.

"I can't wait to read your obituary, LEAST famous person in the world dies." - Jenna Maroney
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well duh! he went over sea with that girl from his physical therapy to get that experimental back surgery in hopes of being able to walk again, after Rick shot him in the spine, because Rick thought he was involved in him being covered in paint and feathers during the Whack your brain contest during season 4. The more you know!

did-you-kno:

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well duh! he went over sea with that girl from his physical therapy to get that experimental back surgery in hopes of being able to walk again, after Rick shot him in the spine, because Rick thought he was involved in him being covered in paint and feathers during the Whack your brain contest during season 4. The more you know!


8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell


karenwalkersliver:

The only known photo of tumblr user pizza

karenwalkersliver:

The only known photo of tumblr user pizza


Everytime I work for more than a minute.

Everytime I work for more than a minute.


the-absolute-funniest-posts:

pizza:
favorite tweet by Miley ever omg

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

pizza:

favorite tweet by Miley ever omg


saintsarcasm:

bellakita-del-boom:

The moment in digimon I lost my shit. 


I feel as though Joey just sassed whoever did waste his time.


troyesivan:

nickywirefanclub:

this comment speaks to my soul

poetry

troyesivan:

nickywirefanclub:

this comment speaks to my soul

poetry


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