Hi my name is Absynthe, I am a pretend sex symbol, amateur drag queen, & a professional bitch. I live in Portland, Oregon, which according to Portlandia, means I'm a freak. I aspire to be the coolest bitch in the trailer park. My drag inspirations are Madison Montgomery, Tara Reid, & Marshmellow from Bob's Burgers. I enjoy white Zinfandel, eating Nutella directly from the jar & Friday nights spent worshipping the Dark Lord Santa. So yeah, enjoy your time looking at half naked mens, all of my shameless selfies, and shit I found funny while I was drunk.

P.S tell your dad to quit snapchatting me.

SnapChat: thatportlandkid

phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god


koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend



Illustration Rafael de Soto for the back cover of Glamour Photography Summer issue, 1957 

Illustration Rafael de Soto for the back cover of Glamour Photography Summer issue, 1957 


closetshipping:

Still remain the things we couldn’t kill

closetshipping:

Still remain the things we couldn’t kill


thinkonyoursins:

There is always that annoying family of 12 that walk into the theater at the last second


itsabbgundumbass:

Drake and Nicki shopping in the corner store vlog. Lmao. this is hilarious and cute.


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