Hi my name is Absynthe, I am a pretend sex symbol, amateur drag queen, & a professional bitch. I live in Portland, Oregon, which according to Portlandia, means I'm a freak. I aspire to be the coolest bitch in the trailer park. My drag inspirations are Madison Montgomery, Tara Reid, & Marshmellow from Bob's Burgers. I enjoy white Zinfandel, eating Nutella directly from the jar & Friday nights spent worshipping the Dark Lord Santa. So yeah, enjoy your time looking at half naked mens, all of my shameless selfies, and shit I found funny while I was drunk.

P.S tell your dad to quit snapchatting me.

SnapChat: thatportlandkid

American Horror Story: the show that if you are young, beautiful, and talented; Jessica Lange WILL try to have you killed.



RuPaul in But I’m A Cheerleader (1999)

RuPaul in But I’m A Cheerleader (1999)



Manhattan, New York City. January 2014.
Looking like Gotham.

Manhattan, New York City. January 2014.

Looking like Gotham.


guardian-of-our-galaxy:

The real moral of The Nightmare Before Christmas is don’t sell Christmas stuff before Halloween cause it upsets the balance of the universe


phiphiohara:

Just me…Follow my all #Jaremi page…. @jaremicarey! ♡

I’m obsessed with that jacket.

phiphiohara:

Just me…Follow my all #Jaremi page…. @jaremicarey! ♡

I’m obsessed with that jacket.


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